by T.H. Enerdly
Many years ago, probably in the early 1990s, I secured
a copy of a book titled The Feminine
Regime, authored by Miss Regina Snow, cheaply bound, and incomplete. The
book I had was a “teaser,” containing only four or five chapters of a projected
18 chapters. The complete book was eventually published in 1995 by The Wildfire
Club. However, much to my disappointment, the publisher ceased operations
before I was able to buy a copy.
For the last 20 years or so, I've been looking for a
copy of the final edition, or perhaps I should say an inexpensive copy. I
discovered long ago that the book is available from antiquarian booksellers but
at a price. For example, at the time of this writing, Bookfinder.com lists eight
copies for sale, ranging in price from $82.64 to $261.31. These prices are far
too dear for my budget. By way of comparison, a copy of Dan Brown's The Da Vinci Code, a book that outsold
everything except a Harry Potter book the year of its publication, can be had
for $1.46 at Amazon.com. Thus, at the present time, there does seem to be a
greater demand for Miss Snow’s book than for Mr. Brown’s book, assuming of
course that price is a proxy for demand.
As can be seen from the image of the cover
accompanying this blog post, the book seems to be about spanking, a genre for
which I have a certain affection. In fact, the books published by The Wildfire
Club were advertised in Janus magazine, a popular British spanking publication,
no longer published thanks to the Internet.
Recently, quite by accident, I stumbled across a PDF
copy of The Feminine Régime at
Archive.org. You can get your very own copy at the following link:
Having finally had the opportunity to read the
complete book, I was surprised to discover that The Feminine Régime was as much a lady-to-maid book as a spanking
book. For this reason, I suggest that those who frequent this blog consider
adding it to their reading list.
For example, the inciting incident for the story is an
advertisement for a maid’s position that the protagonist, Lavinia Delacourt,
chances upon. Quoting from the book:
***
The Advertisement
In one
of the more outlandish of the publications she found an advertisement for a
kitchen-maid to an all-female household. The post was to be unpaid and the girl
must accept the discipline of an Edwardian maidservant. In return she would be
totally cared for, freed from all responsibility for herself and inducted into
a magical world which had no point of contact with the current world.
***
The book ends with Lavinia, now a lady in an elegant
household … albeit a lady with a fondness for serving as a maid, chatting with
an acquaintance about some former ladies who have been sentenced to serve as
maids to atone for their transgressions. Of course, these former ladies also
receive corporal discipline when their ancillary services are subpar. The book
is a spanking book after all.
As a writer of L2M stories, I have learned that it is
very difficult to guess whether any given story of mine will be popular with
readers. Guessing whether readers would like The Feminine Regime is just as difficult. For this reason, I’ve
decided to include the blurb accompanying The
Feminine Regime and to let the readers decide for themselves.
***
The Blurb
The Feminine Régime is the first serious novel of female discipline ever
to be published.
The Feminine Régime takes the
reader into another world: a feminine world with its own laws and its own
standards. A world of scent and lipstick, hats, gloves and nylon stockings.
Maidservants are the absolute property of their mistresses. Uniformed, grown-up
schoolgirls are educated with old-fashioned school discipline. The courts of
this hidden Empire sentence women to canings, strappings and sentences of
"Punitive Service" as maids under severe discipline.
But the most fascinating thing
about the book is the fact that it is not a fantasy. The hidden Empire in which
the action takes place is a reality to which the authoress herself is proud to
belong. While the book and its events are fictional, the background against
which it takes place is not, and in the course of a breathtaking story we are
taken on a conducted tour of that world, seeing private homes, schools and
courts.
We see from within the life of a
"slavey", the lowest grade of maidservant, subject to the discipline
of all the other maids as well as her mistresses. We attend an Imperial school
ruled by a formidable mistress with a stiff strap. We experience schoolgirl
canings -- including one of the most intense and powerful caning scenes ever
written -- and public, judicial chastisements.
Yet The Feminine Régime is not
just a "flagellation novel". That is what makes it unique. It is a
literary masterpiece. Beautifully written in prose which The Daily Telegraph's
reviewer described as "cut-crystal"; deeply philosophical, trenchant,
witty and moving; filled with memorable characters and unforgettable
incidents.The Feminine Régime really is the first serious novel of female
discipline.
***
I’ll conclude this review with some observations on
what I, a writer of L2M stories, found interesting about The Feminine Regime.
The following brief scene appears toward the end of the the novel:
***
Brief Scene from The Feminine Régime
"Yes,
Mildred.”
“Miss Rachel is
awake, my lady.”
“Would you like to
take her breakfast?” asked Lady Chelverton of Lavinia.
“Yes please, my
lady. May I wear my uniform?”
“Can you change
quickly ?”
“Instant slavey.
Just add water.”
“Very well, you
young idiot. Mildred, have a breakfast tray prepared for Miss Rachel. Miss
Lavinia will come to the kitchen to take it to her. She will be dressed as a
slavey, but you are all to treat her as a young lady. Understood ?”
“Very good, my
lady.”
Lavinia stood up
[…]
“Will that be all,
my lady?” asked Mildred.
“No. I have
decided to change my last instruction. You will not treat Miss Lavinia as a
young lady. You will treat her as a slavey— when she is dressed as a slavey:
not otherwise.”
“Very good, my
lady.”
“That will be all,
Mildred.”
***
To provide some context for the quote: Lavinia,
formerly a slavey, is now a lady in a household consisting of ladies and maids.
For reasons not relevant to this discussion, Livina wishes to serve Rachel
breakfast while she, Lavinia, is dressed as a slavey. To do this she must seek
permission from the head of the household, Lady Chelverton. The latter creates
a new rule on the spot: A lady of the house may temporarily dress as a maid,
but, while so dressed, is part of the hierarchy of maids, not ladies, and must
obey the commands of higher status maids. By the way, a slavey is the lowest
status maid.
Such an arrangement strikes me as having all kinds of
potential in a L2M story. For example, the quotation reminds of a scene in
Robert Altman’s film Gosford Park. In
this scene, a maid, Mrs. Wilson, played by Helen Mirren, delivers the following
monologue:
***
Mrs. Wilson’s
Monologue
What gift do you think a good servant has that separates them from the
others? It's the gift of anticipation. And I'm a good servant. I'm better than
good. I'm the best. I'm the perfect servant. I know when they'll be hungry and
the food is ready. I know when they'll be tired and the bed is turned down. I
know it before they know it themselves.
***
Essentially, Mrs. Wilson says that the best kind of
maid is one who understands her mistress better than her mistress understands
herself. What happens when a mistress dresses as a maid of lower status than
her own maid, thereby “temporarily” placing herself under the command of her
former maid? More specifically, what happens when a mistress dons a maid’s
uniform and places herself under the command of a maid, possibly one of Mrs.
Wilson’s “best“ maids, one who knows exactly how to subject her one-time
mistress to agonies and ecstasies the latter has never experienced or imagined?
Notice that this scenario does not require any sort of trickery on the part of
the maid. All that’s required is for the mistress to voluntarily don a maid’s
uniform. Will the former mistress then be able to summon the will to remove the
uniform, don her former finery, and become a mistress again? Or will the maid
exploit the mistress’s need to serve and, for example, forbid her from entering
the room containing the new maid’s former mistress outfits? Will the uniform
become a sort of skin that the mistress discovers that she cannot remove? These scenarios
only hint at the possibilities.
Thanks for sharing
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Jackie J
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Secret empire?...is the author connected to the "Aristasia" spanking-lesbian cult?
ReplyDeleteThe answer is yes.
DeleteI made the decision to ignore Aristasia, not to be sneaky, but because the history of Aristasia is so convoluted that it defies my ability to describe it. For example, you describe Aristasia as a "spanking-lesbian cult." First, let's consider the "spanking" aspect. Many in the Aristasian community claim the the spanking aspect was designed to attract recruits from the country that invented the "English vice" but otherwise does not accurately reflect the actual views of Aristasians. Now, let's consider the "lesbian" aspect. I have read claims that many Aristasians self identify as heterosexuals. Thus, it can be argued that both the "spanking" and "lesbian" labels are incorrect.
My researches into Aristasia suggest that there is almost no consensus about what Aristasia is (or was).
Apparently, the whole Aristasian thing collapsed in the mid to late 1990's and morphed into something else. I claim no insight into what that something else is.
What we are left with are archeological artifacts such as "The Feminine Regime."
I suggest that you treat it as an interesting example of L2M literature.
I couldn't get past the first few pages. All the stuff about "the Eclipse" and so on was just too tiresome. I don't mind fiction that has a viewpoint, but the story has to come first.
ReplyDeleteFor some reason, your message reminds me of Martial's "Epigrams." For the benefit of those who are unfamiliar with him, Martial was an ancient Roman poet, and an epigram is a type of short poem. Many of Martial's epigrams are lewd.
DeleteOne translator of the "Epigrams," not wishing to offend his reader's delicate sensibilities, put all the lewd epigrams in an appendix. This particular edition was a hit with readers. To get to the "good stuff," all they had to do was go straight to the appendix.
Imagine that you created a new edition of "The Feminine Régime" by putting everything in the book except for the first and final sections into an appendix. Then to get to the "good stuff," you would go straight to the appendix.
BTW, my principal interest in the novel was to pick new ideas for L2M stories. I found "The Feminine Régime" to be helpful in this regard.
A little bit long, too many difficult words?
DeleteThank you for sharing this with us.
ReplyDeleteI hope folk can take and enjoy from this literature that what they seek.
Hi Camille
ReplyDeleteThanks for the link
A very good book, beautifully written.
Charles
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ReplyDeleteCamille, thanks very much for posting the download links for "The Feminine Regime." I owned the book way back when and have missed it. It's great to be able to read it again. I always enjoyed the Handmaidens forum and all things Aristasia, so this was a very welcome find. Thanks also for all of your reading suggestions!
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You are very welcome! I am glad you liked it.
DeleteHave you thought about finishing some of C.Lakewoods writings like Elise or Little Miss Tayque?
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