Friday, May 26, 2017

Story: Daphne And The White Apron. Part 3.

by Monica Graz

They were sitting around the kitchen table having their midmorning coffee, Lita dressed in her morning uniform having a break from her endless and mundane house chores and Magda dressed elegantly, ready to go out for another visit to a gallery or a museum.  
Magda had a sip of her coffee and scrutinised Lita with her eyes, “You look quite relaxed now Lita, you wear your uniform as if you belong to it, I never expected that you would be such a natural as a domestic.”
Lita, blushed but smiled mischievously and said, “Thank you, Miss Magda. You are right, I feel quite natural in that role as if I was doing it all my life, I don’t know what it is, I probably was a servant in my previous life.”
This time Magda chuckled and added, “I think you are probably correct, some of my Buddhist friends here in London would fully endorse that since they firmly believe in reincarnation.”

Wednesday, May 24, 2017

Story: Professor Janice Sinclair Gets a New Maid. Chapter 5.

By Jackie J

Hurried into the kitchen by Miss Drummond, Janice stood by the large table in the centre of the room dressed in her drab maid’s tunic, her fingers fiddling nervously with her bibbed apron. She looked at Miss Drummond, who was wearing one of Janice’s most expensive dresses and Italian shoes.

Miss Drummond held up the second document, the indenture that Professor Sinclair had signed in her haste, and smiled, seeing a look of concern creep over the professor’s face.

“You are right to be concerned, girl. This is your bond I hold here, all the contents of your safe, which is basically everything you own.”

“Should you fail to comply fully with my training or you or disobey me, your Mistress, you will forfeit your bond.”

“So, I feel this is a good time to reprise your position in this household, Professor, so we are both clear.”

“Your name is?”

“Janice, Mistress”

“And you position here, girl?”

“I am your maid, Mistress.”

Monday, May 22, 2017

Couple of Captions From Spankerb

I've been alerted to a few lady-to-maid themed captions that Spankerb created a while ago. So, always eager for new material, I am happy to share them and add to my collection.

Saturday, May 20, 2017

Story: Professor Janice Sinclair Gets a New Maid. Chapter 4.

By Jackie J

Following Janice’s whinging rant Miss Drummond's face showed little emotion. She rose from her chair and spoke with a quiet authority.

“When you were a teacher, before you became my maid...”

 Again, Miss Drummond put Janice’s profession in the past tense.

 “For example, your Monaural theory... Oh yes, I have read your works. Did any of your students change the alignment of the orbs? Did they decide to adjust the three-coned matrices, perhaps making them square or round? Or did a student rewrite your theory altogether and suggest that you teach the alternative version?”

“No I don’t think so, in fact I know so.”

“Against my better judgement, I have bent over backwards to accommodate you, you begged for me to teach you, I have agreed to give you the benefit of all my experience by organising a full maids' training program. I asked for no fee, I did not want to do this but you begged and begged until I agreed.”

Thursday, May 18, 2017

Room #506: Velvet Italia April 2011

Another one of those "model acts all imperious in the presence of her maid" lengthy fashion editorials, this time from Velvet Italia back in 2011. If there is something fashion photographers like more than maids, it's hotel rooms. This one is legendary Negresco in Nice.

Tuesday, May 16, 2017

Who Killed Amazoula: A Maid in Louboutins

A very pretty maid in a traditional black and white uniform and an exceedingly impractical pair of high heels is a witness to the crime in this stylish 2016 Christian Louboutin video ad campaign. If only all hotel maids looked liked that! Unless the maid being interrogated is actually not a servant at all, but a lady in disguise with only her expensive shoes giving away her real station in life. Wondering if the detective noticed that little detail. Think of all the lady-to-maid possibilities...

Sunday, May 14, 2017

Story: Professor Janice Sinclair Gets a New Maid. Chapter 3.

By Jackie J

That evening, after signing the contract, Janice spent a restless night mulling over the terms of her commitment to train under the supervision of Miss Drummond. The following morning was spent gathering items from various drawers and cabinets until all valuables, money, jewellery, keys and documents were stored away in the safe in line with what had been agreed.

Professor Sinclair locked the safe and then handed the key to Miss Drummond.

It was suggested by Miss Drummond that Janice tidy away her books and reports from the college into one of the spare rooms given that there should be no distractions whilst she undergoes her maid’s training.

With everything associated with her teaching at the college packed away in one of the back rooms, Miss Drummond locked the door, informing Janice that she was forbidden from entering the room until her training was completed, citing clause sixteen of the contract relating to distracting activity.

During the afternoon, Janice was allowed to return to the college to deposit students' term reports and attend the traditional Governor’s end of the year luncheon. Miss Drummond explained that her formal maid training would commence at the moment she returned.